Some girls like to mix it up every now and then, and that’s cool, but too drastic too often indicates identity issues. Odds are, she’s been called crazy before, and this is her attempt at heading that off at the pass.She wants you to trust her and only her, and that can be pretty creepy. I still can’t figure out what possible positive outcome revealing this information would accomplish.

But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.

She loves you; she hates you; you’re the only one for her; maybe it’s not working out.

Her mood changes more than a remote control held by an 11-year-old with ADD.

Confronting you about your communications isn’t necessarily crazy, but tampering with them is.

Attacking your family and friends, calling out your insecurities, threatening to kill herself or cut your dick off while you’re sleeping — these are subtle signs that she’s not so great at handling conflict.

Most people can get through life’s troubles with their gut, their friends and their family. There’s no number that’s a good limit, especially if you keep responding, but if you feel like she’s “checking in” too much, you might want to change your number. Sylvia Plath literally wrote the book on crazy chicks.

But she’s got every self-improvement book ever written, a shelf full of New Age crystals, dream catchers and assorted bullshit like that. You pretend they don’t because, you know, you don’t want to come off like a pussy. He probably won’t come right out and say it, but you can tell.

Well, maybe, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Aren’t we all a little crazy in one way or another?